Category: Army Stories

A WILLING MAN

During World War II the campaign in the Western Desert was a long and tedious one. The soldiers spent long months in the sand dunes, far from civilization, with only an occasional camel to look at. One night the colonel called in his orderly and confessed:

“I simply must have a woman. Any type will do, young, old, fat, thin, ugly – it does not matter, as long as it is a female. Can you get me one?” – he asked.

At first the orderly just shook his head, but when his superior officer kept badgering him, he came up with a suggestion:

“What about that Chinese cook in the kitchen? He has a nice, fat behind. Wouldn’t he do, Sir?”

The colonel shuddered at the suggestion and told the orderly to forget it. A few more weeks passed and the colonel became desperate. He called his orderly in again and said:

“It seems that there is no other choice. Please arrange for me to meet that cook, but I don’t want anybody else to hear about it.”

“Impossible, Sir,” - replied the aide. “Besides us two and the Chink, at least four more soldiers will have to know about your assignment.”

“Who the hell are those four others you are bringing in?” – asked the officer in exasperation.

“We need them to hold down the cook, because he does not like to be fucked.”    

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