Category: Political Jokes

QUALITY COUNTS

At the Soviet War College, the guest lecturer, a general, told the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class began by asking the first question:

“Will we have to fight in a World War Three?”

“Yes, comrades, in all likelihood, you will,” - answered the general.

“And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?” - another officer asked.

“In all likelihood it will be China.”

The class looked alarmed and finally one officer asked:

“But Comrade General, we are 150 million people and they are about1.5 billion. How can we possibly win?”

“Well,” - replied the general, - “think about it. In modern war, it is not the quantity, but the quality that is key. For example, in the Middle East, 5 million Jews fight against 50 million Arabs and the Jews have been the winners every time.”

“But sir,” - asked the panicky officers, - “do we have enough Jews?”

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