Category: Political Jokes

THERE IS A GOD AFTER ALL

Presidents Bush, Gorbachev and the Israeli Premier were summoned to Heavens for a midnight briefing. When they appeared before the Almighty, he informed them of the imminent end of the world. That night Bush appeared on a coast-to-coast broadcast and announced to the American people that he has both good news and bad news:

“The goods news is, that there is a God in Heavens. The bad news is, that the world is coming to an end.”

Gorbachev too, appeared in a broadcast transmitted all over the USSR and told the Soviet people that he has learned of some bad and some good news.

“The bad news is, that there is a God after all. The good news is, that I learned of the imminent demise of the capitalist world.”

The Israeli Premier appeared on Israeli TV beaming gleefully and proclaimed to his people, that he has two pieces of good news:

“The first is that God exists and watches over his people; the second item is, that we can rest assured, there will be no Palestinian State ever.”

 

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