Category: Political Jokes

BLESS YOU

It was a cold day and one of the passengers on the crowded train to Moscow sneezed. The man seated in the corner, whose leather-coat and short boots gave him away as belonging to the security-police, raised his head from his “Pravda” newspaper and in a loud and booming voice asked:

“Which of you comrades sneezed?”

All conversation ceased and everyone held their breath, waiting for the culprit to identify himself. When nobody answered, the KGB man repeated his query:

“I am asking again, who sneezed?’

A pale, thin fellow at the back of the crowd raised his hand hesitatingly:

“I did. I have a bad cold.”

“Gesundheit, tovarisch!” - said the KGB man and returned to his paper.

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