Category: Ethnic Stories

HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them:

“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?”

“NO!” - the children answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?”

Again, the answer was:

“NO!”

By now I was starting to smile.

“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?”

Again, they all answered:

“NO!”

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued:

“Then how can I get into heaven?”

A six year-old boy shouted out:

“YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...." 

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