Category: Ethnic Stories

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A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read:

“FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP”

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8 and the proprietor said:

“You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.”

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again, he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said:

“Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.”

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy:

 “I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.”

Paddy replied:

“No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all. My wife won twice last week.”

 

 

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