Category: Doctors and Patients

TEMPTING JOB

A bloke came into the Job Centre in Edinburgh and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he wanted to learn more.

 "Can you give me some more details about this?" - he asked the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre oppo sorted through his files & replied:

"Oh yes, here it is. OK the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist’s examination. There's an annual salary of £45,000 but you're going to have to go to Glasgow."

"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"

"No, that's the end of the queue."

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