Category: Male Chauvinists

QUID FOR QUO

One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said:

“You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle”.

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought better and didn't reply. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said:

“You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra”.

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place, she said:

“You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your brother”.

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