Category: In the Middle East

TAKING NO CHANCES

A guy went on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Suddenly the mother-in-law died. They went to a local undertaker, who explained that they could ship the body home, but that would cost over $5000, whereas they could bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy said: "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asked: "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy said: "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.”

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