Category: In the Middle East

TAKING NO CHANCES

A guy went on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Suddenly the mother-in-law died. They went to a local undertaker, who explained that they could ship the body home, but that would cost over $5000, whereas they could bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy said: "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asked: "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy said: "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.”

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Category: Mother-in-Law

UNFAIR PUNISHMENT

Lawyers among themselves:

“What is the punishment for bigamy?”

“Two mothers-in-law.”

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Category: In The Middle East TAKING NO CHANCES

A guy went on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Suddenly the mother-in-law died. They went to a local undertaker, who explained that they could ship the body home, but that would cost over $5000, whereas they could bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy said: "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asked: "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy said: "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.”

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Category: Mother-In-Law WHY SHOULD SHE

During the early evening hours, a man returned from a long business trip, let himself into his apartment with his key, hung up his coat and tiptoed to the bedroom. He opened the door quietly, peered into the dim room and saw a covered-up shape sleeping soundly on their bed. Nodding with satisfaction, he took off his clothes and slipped under the sheets beside his mate.

After a surprisingly steamy session, followed by a more relaxed one, the man felt like having a beer and went to the kitchen. To his amazement, he saw his wife there, having a cup of coffee.

“You are here? Then who was that in our bed I just had sex with?” - he stammered.

“That must have been my mother,” - answered his spouse stoically. “She was a bit tired, so she took a rest in our bed.”

“Then why didn’t she speak up?”

“She hasn’t spoken to you for 20 years, has she? So why should she now?”

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Category: Mother-in-Law EVERYTHING AT ITS PROPER TIME

The farmer was working in his garden when his neighbor came running:

“Come quickly, your mother-in-law has dropped dead!”

“I have to finish here first. Work comes before pleasure.”

UNFAIR PUNISHMENT

Lawyers among themselves:

“What is the punishment for bigamy?”

“Two mothers-in-law.”

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Category: Mother-In-Law PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT “My dear Sir, your mother-in-law is in very bad condition. You should brace yourself for the worst.” “Doctor, I have only one request: Treat her as if she were your own mother-in-law.”

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Category: Mother-In-Law PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT “My dear Sir, your mother-in-law is in very bad condition. You should brace yourself for the worst.” “Doctor, I have only one request: Treat her as if she were your own mother-in-law.”

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