Category: Straight from the Hip

GOD IS MERCIFUL

Two women shared a table at a fashionable café.

“Are you married?” - asked one.

“I was,” - answered her companion - “but my husband died just two days after our wedding.”

“Then the poor thing did not suffer much.” 

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Category: Ethnic Stories

CAREFUL

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" - asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"

"Yes, I saw it!" - replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"

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