Category: Ethnic

BUTT EXPERT

 

 

Trust the Chinese to have his wits when he's surrounded by such racists.

A Chinese immigrant went hunting one day in Ontario, Canada and bagged three ducks. He put them in the back of his pickup truck and was about to drive home, when he was confronted by a game warden who didn’t like Chinese.

The game warden ordered the Chinese to show his hunting license and the man pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt and said:

”This duck ain’t from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec hunting license, boy?”

The Chinese reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its but and said:

 “This ain’t no Quebec duck. This duck’s from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?”

 The Chinese reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt and said:

“This ain’t no Manitoba duck. This here duck’s from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia hunting license?”

Again the Chinese reached into his wallet keeping calm and patience and brought out a Nova Scotia license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point and yelled at the Chinese:

“Just where the hell are you from?”

The Chinese smiled, turned around, bent over, dropped his pants showing his butt and said:

”You tell me, you are the expert.” 

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Category: Boys and Girls

SOME LAWS OF SEX

 Sex is like snow: you never know how many inches you are going to get, or how long it is going to last.

 Sex is hereditary, if your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.

 If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

 The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.

 The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

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Category: Marital Bliss

TROPHIES

The big game hunter was showing his guests the trophies mounted on the wall of his den. The heads of a fierce-looking African lion, a Canadian grizzly, a deer with magnificent antlers, a pair of ivory tusks. Suddenly one of the guests pointed at the head of a mustachioed man, mounted there among the stuffed animal heads:

“And who is he?”

“That is Antonio, an Italian singer,” – answered the hunter. “I bagged him in my wife’s bed.”

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