Category: Boys and Girls

PROFESSIONALS

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy:  

“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.”

The boy reluctantly paid her and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

“Why aren't we going anywhere?” – asked the girl.

“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver and the fare back to town is $25”.

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Category: Ecumenical Stories

NOT BAD AS IT SOUNDS

The daughter of an Irish family phoned from the big city:

“Mummy, I must confess! I have become a prostitute.”

The lines were bad and the mother hard-of-hearing. She shouted aghast:

“What did you become?”

“A prostitute, Mother! A hooker,” – elucidated the girl.

“Thank God,” – sighed the mother. “I thought for a minute that you said ‘a Protestant.”

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Category: Ecumenical Stories NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS The daughter of an Irish family phoned from the big city: “Mummy, I must confess! I have become a prostitute.” The lines were bad and the mother hard-of-hearing. She shouted aghast: “What did you become?” “A prostitute, Mother! A hooker,” – elucidated the girl. “Thank God,” – sighed the mother. “I thought for a minute that you said ‘a Protestant.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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