Category: Ecumenical Stories

NOT BAD AS IT SOUNDS

The daughter of an Irish family phoned from the big city:

“Mummy, I must confess! I have become a prostitute.”

The lines were bad and the mother hard-of-hearing. She shouted aghast:

“What did you become?”

“A prostitute, Mother! A hooker,” – elucidated the girl.

“Thank God,” – sighed the mother. “I thought for a minute that you said ‘a Protestant.”

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