Showing posts with label injury. Show all posts
Showing posts with label injury. Show all posts

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Category: At School

COMEBACK
A college teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, or a serious personal injury, or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked:
"What would you say if tomorrow I said that I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head and sweetly said:
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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Monday, April 30, 2012

Category: Mother-In-Law

SELLER'S MARKET

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One of Green’s horses kicked his mother-in-law and the old lady died of her injuries. Many people came to her funeral, even from the surrounding villages.
“What a crowd!” - wondered Green’s friend, - “was your mother-in-law so well loved?”
“Hell, no, they just want to buy the horse.”