Category: At Work

DAYDREAMING

“Doctor, I talk in my sleep.”

“And that troubles you?”

“Yes, the whole office is laughing at me.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

BARBERSHOP TRIO

A man stuck his head into a barbershop and asked:

“How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop and said:

“About 2 hours.”

The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked:

“How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around at the shop full of customers and said:

“About 2 hours.”

The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked:

“How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop and said:

“About an hour and a half.”

The guy left. The barber looked over at a friend in the shop and said:

“Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.”

In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asked:

“Bill, where did he go when he left here?”

Bill looked up and said:

“To your house to visit your wife.”

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