Category: Gay Liberation Front

INNOCENT PASSERBY

A man, with a scratched face and torn clothing, came limping into the police station. He complained that the previous evening, while taking a stroll in Central Park, two men jumped him, raped him and for good measure, beat him up too. The police sergeant looked him over curiously and asked:

“But you are a strong, young man. Why didn’t run away?”

“Have you ever tried running in high-heels?”

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Category: Old Age Humiliations

PERJURY

Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Wally didn't show up. Max didn't think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold or some such. But after Wally hadn't shown up for a week, or so, Max really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to play a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max couldn't remember where Wally lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month passed and Max figured old Wally had gone to his heavenly reward, but one day Max approached the park and lo and behold, there sat Wally! Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said:
"For crying out loud Wally, what happened to you???"
Wally replied:
"I have been in jail."
"Jail???," - cried Max. "What in the world for???"
"Well," - Wally said, - "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"
"Yeah" - said MAX, - "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think, an old geezer like me could still do, that when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.
The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury."

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Category: Animal Stories

JUNGLE JUSTICE

On his way to his favorite watering hole, an elephant encountered a mouse running for his life.

“What is your hurry, little fellow?” - he asked.

“Some animal raped the lioness,” – answered the frightened rodent – “and its mate is suspicious of every male in sight.”

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Category: Ecumenical Stories

AS LONG AS YOU ARE AT IT

A trucker took a nun hitchhiker. He drove to some secluded woods and raped her. As he pulled on his pants, he felt some remorse and asked:

“What will you tell your Mother Superior now?”

The sobbing sister:

“That a brutish truck driver violated me twice.”

The surprised trucker:

“Twice? But I only did it once.”

The nun apprehensively:

“Why, are you in a hurry?”

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Category: Gay Liberation Front INNOCENT PASSERBY

A man, with a scratched face and torn clothing, came limping into the police station. He complained that the previous evening, while taking a stroll in Central Park, two men jumped him, raped him and for good measure, beat him up too. The police sergeant looked him over curiously and asked:

“But you are a strong, young man. Why didn’t run away?”

“Have you ever tried running in high-heels?”

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Category: Animal World JUNGLE JUSTICE

On his way to his favorite watering hole, an elephant encountered a mouse running for his life.

“What is your hurry, little fellow?” - he asked.

“Some animal raped the lioness,” – answered the frightened rodent – “and its mate is suspicious of every male in sight.”

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