A construction worker fell off some scaffolding and died on the spot. The police sergeant, who came to investigate the work accident, was told to speak to the two Polish workers, who had worked with the dead man for the last several years. He started off with a few simple questions:
“Can you tell me the name of the deceased?”
“John,” - came the prompt answer from both of the men.
“John who?”
The two shrugged:
“We don’t know. We never asked him his surname.”
“So maybe you can tell me his address?”
Another shrug.
“We don’t know. After work John always went to the right, we went to the left and that is all we know.”
The sergeant tried another track:
“Does he have a wife, or any other family?”
“We don’t know. We never asked.”
Now the policeman became really exasperated.
“Is there anything you do know?”
The two were overjoyed. At last they could be of help:
“We know that John had two schmucks.”
“How can you know such a thing?” - asked the surprised sergeant.
“Well, on pay-day we used to have a beer together and every time we entered the pub the bartender said:
“Here comes John and his two schmucks!”
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