Category: 'English' Jokes BIRTHDAY PRESENT It was summer and every day as the Englishman was on his way to the office, he noticed through the open window of a ground-floor apartment a woman beating her unruly son with a long French bread. Not in the habit of interfering in other folks’ private affairs, he continued on his way silently. Then one day just as he passed that certain window, he saw the same woman throwing a big cake at the child’s head. This time he stopped and spoke up:

“Excuse me for asking, Madam, but why is it that every day you discipline your son with the help of a French bread and today you are using a cake?”

“You see,” – answered the woman, – “it is the poor lad’s birthday.”

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