Category: In the Middle East

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Tel Aviv doesn’t have a Mètro, but it does have underground toilets, whose entrances somewhat resemble the Mètro entrance in Paris. A French tourist visiting Israel, was wondering about one of these entrances and asked a guy just coming up the stairs:

“Mètro?”

“No, only half a Mètro,” - answered the man morosely and zipped his fly.

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