Category: Airlines

OUTSTANDING SERVICE

On a Singapore Airlines flight, an unaccompanied minor was entrusted to the care of a young stewardess. She gave him some puzzles to work out and went to see about the rest of her duties. Somewhere above the ocean, the boy told the stewardess that he had to go to the bathroom urgently. The girl took him to the toilet, showed him the facilities and left him to his own devices. Soon enough the child finished his business, but instead of returning to his seat, wandered off in the opposite direction. Meanwhile, unnoticed by the flight attendant, another passenger entered the same toilet. When 5-6 minutes passed and the caring stewardess did not see the boy come out of the restroom, she went over to the toilet door, knocked on it and in a soft voice asked:

“Do you need any help with your zipper dear?”

From inside a startled voice was heard:

“Good Grief! Singapore Airlines really does provide outstanding service.”   

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes

REALLY PAINFUL

Two five-year-old boys were standing at the toilet to pee. One said:

“Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!”

“I've been circumcised.”

“What's that mean?”

“It means they cut the skin off the end.”

“How old were you when it was cut off?”

“My mom said I was eight days old.”

“Did it hurt?”

“You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!”

   

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Category: Boys and Girls
TRYING TO PLEASE

After a night out at a club, a young lady asked a man back for a cup of coffee, which was accepted gratefully. After a bit of small talk, the man asked:
“Which way's the toilet?”
“Well, if you don't mind,” - came the reply, -”it's upstairs, but my father's asleep and he's not been well. Would you mind using the sink in the kitchen, rather than risk waking him?”
“Of course!” – said the young man, eager to impress.
A few minutes later, the man walked back in and said:
“Got any paper?”

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Category: In the Middle East

APPEARANCES MISLEAD

Tel Aviv doesn’t have a Mètro, but it does have underground toilets, whose entrances somewhat resemble the Mètro entrance in Paris. A French tourist visiting Israel, was wondering about one of these entrances and asked a guy just coming up the stairs:

“Mètro?”

“No, only half a Mètro,” - answered the man morosely and zipped his fly.

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Category: Sporting World IT'S GREAT TO BE IN SPORTS

Two men were chatting in the pub.

“Why is your face so gloomy?” - asked one.

“I am fed up with my job” - answered his companion.

“What is it that you do for a living?”

“I am responsible for the washrooms at the Sports Hall.”

“Is the salary so bad?”

“It is not the money, it is the people. Every evening I clean the damn place, until it is spick-and-span, put in clean towels, fresh toilet paper and every morning it looks like a pigsty. No consideration at all!”

“And how long have you been doing this job?”

“30 years.”

“Then why don’t you just quit it?”

“What! And abandon the glamour of the sports-world?”

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Category: Boys and Girls TRYING TO PLEASE

After a night out at a club, a young lady asked a man back for a cup of coffee, which was accepted gratefully. After a bit of small talk, the man asked:

“Which way's the toilet?”

“Well, if you don't mind,” - came the reply, -”it's upstairs, but my father's asleep and he's not been well. Would you mind using the sink in the kitchen, rather than risk waking him?”

“Of course!” – said the young man, eager to impress.

A few minutes later, the man walked back in and said:

“Got any paper?”

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Category: Airlines OUTSTANDING SERVICE On a Singapore Airlines flight, an unaccompanied minor was entrusted to the care of a young stewardess. She gave him some puzzles to work out and went to see about the rest of her duties. Somewhere above the ocean, the boy told the stewardess that he had to go to the bathroom urgently. The girl took him to the toilet, showed him the facilities and left him to his own devices. Soon enough the child finished his business, but instead of returning to his seat, wandered off in the opposite direction. Meanwhile, unnoticed by the flight attendant, another passenger entered the same toilet. When 5-6 minutes passed and the caring stewardess did not see the boy come out of the restroom, she went over to the toilet door, knocked on it and in a soft voice asked: “Do you need any help with your zipper dear?” From inside a startled voice was heard: “Good Grief! Singapore Airlines really does provide outstanding service.”

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