Category: Naughty Jokes

TATTOO

A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked for the words “yes” and “no” to be tattooed on his penis. When the job was complete, the man thought that it looked great. That night, when he went home, he approached his wife in their bedroom, stripped off his pants, then his boxer shorts and there was his aroused organ displaying his new tattoo. He asked his wife:

“Well Honey, what do you think of my new tattoo?”

She answered:

“You tell me how to cook, how to clean the house, how to do the laundry and now you are going to put words in my mouth.”

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