Category: From the Nouts of Babes

A SAD EVENT

It was a rainy Sunday in London (what else?) and the family was cooped up inside the small apartment. The father felt horny, so in order to have the necessary undisturbed solitude, he hit upon an idea to keep his son occupied.

“You know what, Billy boy, look out through the window and I shall give you a penny for every man in a top hat that you see on the street.”

The child liked the game, ran to the living-room window and while he was watching the scene below, his parents were busily consummating their marriage. Soon the boy’s voice was heard from the other room:

“Daddy, I see a man in a top hat.”

“Excellent, you earned yourself a penny,” - shouted the father and went on banging away.

“Two men wearing top hats came out of a house.”

“All right son, I owe you three pennies.”

Suddenly the boy yelled exultantly:

“Poppy, this fuck will cost you plenty! A funeral procession is coming around the corner.”

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