Category: Naughty Jokes
TELLING GESTURE
The Madam of an exclusive brothel in Paris went to the marketplace to do her weekly shopping. First, she went to the greengrocer’s, chose some tomatoes, a few onions, took a bag of peeled potatoes, looked at the beautifully polished apples and then, picking up a banana, asked the greengrocer:
“How much are these bananas?”
“For you Madam, 15 francs,” - was the answer.
The good lady was surprised:
“How on Earth did you know, that I am a Madam.”
“From the way you hold the banana!”
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