Category: Political Jokes

MOZES 

George W. Bush Jr. was in an airport lobby and noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.

George Bush approached the man and inquired:

"Aren't you Moses?"

The man ignored George and stared at the ceiling. George Bush positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again:

"Aren't you Moses?"

The man continued to peruse the ceiling. George tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?”

The man finally responded in an irritated voice:

"Yes I am".

George asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied:

"The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert".

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