Category: For Your Kids

SO FAR, SO GOOD

A man jumped off the top floor of the Empire State building. As he was plunging past the 70th floor, somebody stuck his head out one of the windows and asked the falling man:

“Hey man, how are you?”

“So far, so good!” - came the answer.

(This is the end of Joke One, but it has a continuation).

The building was high and the fall long. While the man was descending, a crowd gathered below. Luckily enough, our man fell into a bush and nothing worse happened to him, than a few insignificant scratches. Just when he got up and brushed himself off, a policeman arrived and asked him:

“What the hell is happening here?”

“I don’t know,” - answered the man. “I just got here.”

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