Category: Blondes

BLIND

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned:

"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."

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Category: Animal World

JUST REWARD

A blind man was walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog. They came to a busy intersection and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, led the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This was followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers tried desperately not to run the pair down.

The pair finally reached the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street and the blind man pulled a cookie out of his pocket, which he offered to the dog. A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, couldn't control his amazement and said to the blind man:

“Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!”

The blind man turned partially in his direction and replied:

“To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass.”

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