Category: Doctors and Patients

BRIEF ONES

¬ Question:

“Why does the gynecologist use two fingers during his examination?”

 Answer:

“He wants a second opinion.”

¬ Question:

“What is it? Has a wet nose and wears spectacles?”

Answer:

“A shortsighted gynecologist.”

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Category: Naughty Jokes

PEANUTS

A man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them with his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to dig the peanut out, but only succeeded in pushing it deeper into his ear. He called his wife for assistance, but after several hours of trying to remove the peanut, they became concerned and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of their problem, the daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down. The young man then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man to the kitchen for something to eat. Once they were gone, the mother turned to the father and said:

“That's wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows up?” The father replied:

“From the smell of his fingers, probably our son-in-law!”

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Category: Modern Fables GREETING CARD

Hi Earthling,

Here I am a creature from outer space,

I have transformed myself into this piece of paper,

Right now I am having sex with your fingers,

I know you like it because you are smiling,

Please send me on to someone else or stay with me.

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