A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said:"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"The preacher said:"Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."The man said:"I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"The preacher said:"No shit?"
CONVERSION
A Jew converted and became a priest. He gave his first mass in front of a number of high-ranking priests who came for the occasion. At the end of the new priest's sermon a cardinal went up to congratulate him.
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* Plural of the Hebrew goy, meaning nation, one who is not Jewish, non-Jew.
A Jew converted and became a priest. He gave his first mass in front of a number of high-ranking priests who came for the occasion. At the end of the new priest's sermon a cardinal went up to congratulate him.
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* Plural of the Hebrew goy, meaning nation, one who is not Jewish, non-Jew.
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