Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Category: Ecumenical Stories

DAMNED GOOD
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said:
"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said:
"Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said:
"I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said:
"No shit?"
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