Category: Blondes

A GOOD START

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally, his curiosity got the best of him, so he walked over and asked:

"How do you get into those pants?"

The young woman looked him over and replied:

"Well, you could start by buying me a drink."

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Category: Simpletons

NEW SHOES

“Look darling,” – said the policeman to his wife, – “I bought myself a new pair of shoes. Unfortunately I will have to wait a few days until I can wear them.”

“Why?”

“The seller said they would be a little tight during the first few days.” 

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