Category: 'English' Jokes

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

During the workweek at lunchtime, a secretary used to frequent the same restaurant, located conveniently near her office. She soon noticed another permanent guest of the establishment, wearing a nice carrot in his left ear. Being an Englishwoman who does not meddle in other people’s affairs, she did not comment on the unusual ear-wear and after finishing her meal went quietly on her way.

Then one day, the man came in with a fresh green cucumber in his ear. This time the girl’s curiosity overcame her usual reticence and she turned to the man:

“Excuse me for my impertinence, but I could not help noticing that you have a cucumber in your ear.”

“I am really sorry,” – replied the man, – “but I just could not get a carrot at the greengrocer’s today.”

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Category: Blondes

A GOOD START

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally, his curiosity got the best of him, so he walked over and asked:

"How do you get into those pants?"

The young woman looked him over and replied:

"Well, you could start by buying me a drink."

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