Category: For Your Kids

FAMOUS LAST SENTENCES

“Tom, throw me the hammer.”

“Have no fear! The ice is quite thick.”

“What could be the purpose of this button here?’

“Nonsense my dear, there are no sharks in these waters.”

“Somebody is going to get hurt doing that.”

“Look how cute these porpoises are!”

Patient in hospital: “I’m feeling much better.”

     Biologist: “This type of snake isn’t poisonous.”

     Captain: “This ship is unsinkable.”

     Bicyclist: “Look, no hands!”

     Jack-of-all-trades: “This shelf should hold.”

     Inventor: “Let’s try it!”

     Computer: “Are you sure? (Y/N).”

     Prehistoric man: “I wonder what is in that cave?”

     Guest in restaurant: “I chose the fried mushrooms.”

     Electrician: “Of course I removed the fuse.”

     Watchman: “Is anybody there?”

     Policeman: “This was his 6^th shot. His gun must be empty.”

     Animal-tamer: “These lions have been fed.”

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Category: Mother-In-Law

A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE

A large crowd assembled in front of the high-rise building. A woman was holding on with all her might to the banister of one of the sixth-floor balconies, while an agitated man was clubbing her fingers with a hammer. One of the onlookers shouted:

“Have pity man, why are you harassing that poor woman?”

“She is not a poor woman, she is my mother-in-law.”

“The dirty bitch, see how she keeps holding on.”

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